The dinner time conversation topic was on gay people. My parents are not very exposed (mindset wise) and I told them many people (especially conservative christians) tend to associate gay people with promiscuity. Then my mum asked:
“What does ‘promiscuity’ mean?”
“It means any old how right.”
lol. I told her she should write a dictionary.
[prom-i-skyoo-i-tee, proh-mi-] Show IPA
–noun, plural -ties
1. the state of any old how.
The woman doesn’t even know what promiscuity means! No wonder she was so faithful to my dad. lol.
Then I told them about the gay penguins who refused female partners and kept stealing eggs from straight penguins until given one of their own.