I. need. new. friends.
look how AGREEABLE and CONGRATULATORY his friends are, while mine are all frantically trying to warn him off before it’s too late, with
oh the poor deluded boy!
how did you hoax him into it!
send him to me for counselling!
don’t bully him!
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I AM VERY NICE.
yes, i may give him the part of the cookie without any chocolate chips or make him wait in the photocopy shop for my notes or make him eat the cereal part of lucky charms so i can have the marshmallow bits but HEY those are obviously part of the package! isn’t that implicitly understood? at least he’s getting parts of my cookie right albeit bits i don’t want it’s not like he’s got NOTHING to work with. he just has to be optimistic, that’s all.