杀手

i dunno what it is with my brother really to make women of all ages fall for him. he’s been flagrantly seducing all the aunties in hongkong. mingsee says this 不要脸ness seems to run in the family.

here’s a snippet off his wall.

i could totally be drunken on that kind of power. am sure he could be the graduate with very minimal effort.

anw here’s part of the pandora’s box hq and i were earnestly discussing the other day. i am not quite convinced but would love it if some people defended their race before i become a nun.

<>: it also depends on your boss lah
posner: yrs sounds nice
<>: ! really?
<>: haha he’s a nice friendly person
<>: a good friend
<>: but an horrible boss cause he’s lazy and lets you do everything
posner: the whole must go on holiday with a girl before he lets you off
posner: oh
posner: haha
<>: and i’m panicky and will do everything cause i can’t stand work not done
<>: but he’s very nice yes
posner: relac man
<>: we go for drinks sometimes
posner: learn from him
<>: and gawk at 20 year old girls
posner: like drink drinks or milo drinks
posner: haha
posner: how old is this dude
posner: to gawk at 20 yr old girls
<>: 35?
<>: please
posner: O_o
<>: ALL middle aged guys gawk at 20 year girls
posner: he’s not attached?
<>: your husband will depends on whether you notice or not
posner: no he won’t.
<>: erm married
posner: O_O
<>: hahahhahahhahhaha so you think (and so do most wives think)
posner: THATS
posner: THATS THATS TERRIBLE
<>: just like how i’m totally sure your future husband wouldn’t surf porn
<>: haha that’s normal
<>: SEE! totally no idea how the male psyche works
posner: that’s why i need someone who’s abnormal
posner: well
posner: the friends i have are hardly representative
posner: i don’t have very male friends
<>: they are! they just hide it
<>: be deluded!
<>: i’m like the last honest guy around
<>: i bet you think your guy friends all don’t surf porn
posner: CAN YOU LET ME LIVE IN MY BUBBLE PLEASE
posner: IM SURE THE GUYS IN IT DONT
<>: hahaha okay lor
<>: marry a guy in your bubble
<>: at least you know now! (Y) it’s like the young kid knowing that the kind uncle who gives you sweets at the bus stop is a child molester
<>: disturbing info, but useful none the less
posner: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
posner: LALALALA
<>: ask mingsee!
posner: HOW WOULD SHE KNOW
posner: SHE DOESNT TALK TO ANY GUYS
<>: erm
<>: ask your roommate!
posner: NO
posner: my roommate is perverse
posner: she thinks they do everything
<>: *she KNOWS
<>: mingsee agrees! and what’s this she doesn’t talk to any guys
<>: am sure that’s not true
posner: i mean
posner: not as many as me
posner: but the guys i talk to are not very normal
posner: like the intellectual in a bubble sort
posner: so i dunno
posner: not v. representative
<>: haha well
<>: you are talking to thier facade to girls
<>: obviously guys aren’t going to talk about porn in front of girls
<>: doesn’t mean they don’t do it
<>: awaken my child

eeeeeeeeeee. haha i wonder when our conversations are gonna be less disturbing.

4 pensieri su “杀手

    1. yoz. <> is hongquan and posner is me haha. don’t say anything disillusioning or it will be held against you!!! hq is gloating enough as it is gah.

    1. noooo not helping at all! but raynerrr don’t you think if you find the perfect person to be with for the rest of yr life there wld be no more gawking at 20 yr old girls! and hq just thinks this way now because of all the latent unmanifested hormones in his teenage yrs spent reading the economist :P

      bah celibacy sounds easier than lowering my expectations.

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